• When I see people wearing low crotch pants…
  • Challenge accepted, challenge completed…
  • If you insist…
  • There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • The five stages of beard length…
  • It drives me nuts…
  • Charmin Bear Family
  • “Hey, can I tell you a secret? Its my tongue.”
  • He didn’t think that through…
  • Hipster Farmer
  • Human’s best friend
  • Best. Script. Ever.