• Duck!
  • Calories can not make you happy
  • Meeting someone in person…
  • R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan
  • Yup, it’s flooded
  • Abracadabra!
  • Sorry, my bad
  • Proper grammar, dude
  • Learn it
  • Hey, what are you looking at?
  • Texting the ex-girlfriend
  • No dogs allowed? Let me fix that…