• I’m Godzilla…
  • Dear Santa…
  • You’re so pretentious…
  • Flying is too mainstream
  • A message from Facebook…
  • This is a cake, and it’s all edible
  • There’s always one costume that makes everyone else look bad
  • Hai Mr. Tugboat!
  • Making a bad situation worse
  • This is what they call a flooding in Australia
  • Okay, now gimme a push.
  • You’re like a drug to me