• Trust is like an eraser…
  • Ready to party tonight?
  • Getting my period on my wedding night…
  • To the people who kept us up all night…
  • How we see pigeons…
  • Things that cats kind of look like
  • Look, I’m fabulous!
  • Eating is tiresome
  • How often?
  • My first year of college
  • Siri, in a year
  • Yo dawg, I heard you uh… nevermind…