• How do I turn it off?
  • Totally doing this on the way to the Flu clinic…
  • Single or Taken?
  • Meanwhile on the Internets…
  • Oh my Grohl!
  • I have made a terrible mistake…
  • Yawning is really contagious…
  • The enemy has obtained air support…
  • Forget Rolex…
  • Can’t be the only one…
  • What do I do now?
  • I’m attracted to powerful women