• Time to count vampires…
  • How it felt getting a day off in elementary school…
  • Kid Crowd Surfs to High-Five President Obama…
  • Driving my car…
  • Only one way to explain it…
  • Sea monster
  • Barney’s type of feelings
  • My cat has an eating disorder
  • Human efficiency
  • Obama Fried Chicken (OFC) in China
  • Mmm, not right now
  • Every time I sweep the floor