• What your muffin says about you…
  • I would crawl in and never come out…
  • No one will notice
  • I bought you a gift…
  • Obama’s stealth insulting…
  • I always wondered this…
  • That mini heart attack…
  • Oh yeah, I got laid!
  • A mini heart attack
  • Fire preparedness
  • I’m kind of a big deal
  • There is an ‘i’ in team