• When I try to read a new book…
  • A sacrifice in the name of peace…
  • I can’t seem to stop washing my hands
  • Cat, get down from there, you are not a towel
  • Mr. Krabs
  • Bioluminescent Phytoplankton
  • Outlet mustache stickers
  • Archaic tradition
  • Portable computer
  • Missed it by that much
  • American vs. British English
  • What to do when someone passes out at a party