• That’s it, you’re going down!
  • Whenever I try to ask a girl out…
  • Every time I see a hitchhiker…
  • It’s finally here…
  • The logic of female shoppers…
  • When my boss tells me I can leave early…
  • Every freaking time
  • Dear Parents…
  • Hey girls…
  • High five human!
  • Powerful statue
  • This just about sums up every candidate right now