• Charlie Sheen’s words of wisdom
  • Scarface
  • So I’m at Walmart…
  • Exceeding Parental Expectations
  • Welcome to reality
  • How not to rob a Wendy’s
  • And so he was
  • My college years
  • A Potassium joke
  • Bunk bed wizard
  • We’ve come a long way
  • Let me get that for you