• I built my lady a house…
  • You only tweet once…
  • Disney has a great sense of humor…
  • What the Mayan Calendar really predicted…
  • Oh, Google Maps…
  • The most comfortable place to sleep
  • Our friend has an Overly Obsessed Girlfriend…
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • Money is the root of all evil
  • Always follow your dreams
  • Waking up after a party
  • How my face looks