• If I had a time turner…
  • Clever mom is doing it right…
  • Growing up really sucks…
  • There was fresh catnip at the farmer’s market…
  • That’s close enough…
  • If you never did this, your childhood was incomplete
  • Scientifically Proven Fact
  • My brain… can’t understand…
  • Your choice
  • A subtle, genius idea
  • Accurate look-alike
  • Where your pen goes when you drop it