• I can die in peace now…
  • Posting political rants in your status…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Scumbag Albus Dumbledore…
  • Chain letters death
  • Smart things
  • A worthy adversary for President Obama
  • Sometimes Halloween sucks
  • Payback
  • My sincere apologies
  • I’m in your swimming pool
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