• If the Apocalypse is happening make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty…
  • Oh, I’m really sorry…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • I really miss it
  • If you see da’ police…
  • Deleting Facebook…
  • How I feel breaking up with someone days before Valentine’s Day…
  • So cool…
  • Global warming protesters
  • A Dragonfly after the rain
  • Every freaking morning
  • Never better explained