• I finally have all the hotdogs…
  • My brain’s logic…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • My wagon is boss
  • Run! It’s Alive!
  • Giant Moose
  • Republican Front Runners as imagined by The Simpsons
  • But how did she…?
  • Very first thing I do if I get lost driving
  • It wasn’t an iceberg that sank the Titanic
  • Awkward moment