• This poem makes no sense…
  • When I try to be funny…
  • Dear Vegetarians…
  • My fish!
  • The definition of ‘aging well’
  • Why do you watch…?
  • LOL, you’re drowning…
  • The very early years
  • Made from auto parts by a sculptor in Thailand
  • How I felt when I met my girlfriend’s parents…
  • Welcome to Comic-Con
  • Gay test