• Such an inspiring quote…
  • How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • My family is sending me a message…
  • Shaving commercials…
  • New book title…
  • Stuart Little’s dad
  • Obama’s Package
  • Three blondes were walking through the forest
  • I would slap you…
  • When my girlfriend falls asleep while spooning…
  • What day is today?
  • Tell a girl…