• Why the Moon can’t be a Jedi Knight…
  • This is how they all look now…
  • No one likes my status…
  • I can’t live without you…
  • I need this key…
  • Life is a Puzzle
  • This actually exists. World’s best theatre.
  • Scary lolcat
  • Michael Scott on love
  • Hanging like a bat
  • Only in China
  • When I use ‘etc.’