• You know you are lazy when…
  • Just do it, Santa…
  • Slice of Pizza Sleeping Bag
  • Effective alarm clock
  • The definition of ‘badass’
  • I am a creationist
  • Thank God for that iceberg
  • No matter what you do, you will always be Ross
  • Invisible cup of tea
  • Mexican G.I. Joe
  • Angry nature
  • I’m a werewolf