• Every time when I apply for a job…
  • Sarcasm
  • Every time I share my Internet connection…
  • Steampunk tape
  • Sorry, my bad
  • The Big Bang Theory drinking game
  • All hope is lost
  • Girls, please…
  • Below the belt!
  • The ‘talk’
  • Jupiter…
  • Teacher vowed not to shave until bin Laden killed or captured