• The Lord of the Cake
  • Tiny Aquarium
  • When you’re in the back seat and the front windows are down…
  • If men had periods…
  • I want to throw a party…
  • Life is full or ironies
  • Johnny Cash
  • Dear homework…
  • I hate everybody!
  • Best. Number plate. Ever.
  • Tips for success with women
  • Probably the best place to read a book