• To infinity…
  • Your beliefs
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Name my band
  • Charlie Sheen wins again
  • Today’s wise words
  • When kittens attack
  • Excuse me sir, have you seen my glasses?
  • Too much hug
  • True of about 90% of wearers
  • Wishful thinking
  • The ladies dig this thing