• Up Gingerbread House…
  • My friend left this as the tip for our dinner tonight…
  • Hello, Redneck towing? I’ve got a job for you
  • Kill two birds with one stone…
  • Must. Have. Now.
  • This has been killing me for years…
  • Right foot two stomps!
  • I can’t see!
  • What I do after a shower
  • When I was little…
  • Someone is guilty of eating the trash
  • I’m a hoers