• The only species that can live forever…
  • He’s figured it out…
  • My parents think they’re funny…
  • Presidential Milestones
  • Napping…
  • Roses are red…
  • You have to pay for it…
  • That’s what she said…
  • One of the best quotes from Fight Club
  • The most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world
  • The Douche
  • Goodbye, cruel world