• This is the person…
  • Sorry sir…
  • You know you live in a rural area when the police vehicles look like this
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • Let’s start this day properly…
  • Safe Intercourse
  • Who doesn’t?
  • The smallest teabag
  • Loafers
  • Breathe underwater
  • Worse than Voldemort
  • Chicago’s long shadow