• My cat didn’t forget about my gift…
  • A heartwarming explanation to a scene in Lord Of The Rings…
  • Science!
  • Every European This Morning…
  • Wiser words were never spoken…
  • Damn you Ron…
  • How I laugh in public
  • Shoot it now!
  • Why vegetables are sad…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • WTF am I doing here?
  • Urinal of the future