• No matter how busy you are…
  • On the fifth day of Christmas…
  • Three’s a crowd…
  • Ninja Old Lady…
  • James Hetfield vs. Justin Bieber
  • Sorry Mario, your fish is in another aquarium…
  • I fits, I sits!
  • Pure laziness…
  • The Tree of Knowledge
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • Profound Quotes
  • What happens when you microwave vodka?