• Pit couch, I would never leave…
  • Soon…
  • Can’t believe I never noticed it…
  • Don’t do it Coke, you have so much to live for…
  • The inevitable trap…
  • Just bored at home…
  • Things I want to know about How I Met Your Mother
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Underwater dog
  • No power for a week? Got it covered
  • Before you diagnose yourself…
  • When I’m on the phone…