• Just because you can’t see it…
  • Scumbag blackbird
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Omelette
  • Scientifically proven
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • The human brain
  • Luigi’s bedroom fantasy
  • To make less noise…
  • Whenever I beat my girlfriend on any video game…
  • My resume
  • Bored?
  • OK Ethel, you’re on point