• Except my mom…
  • Texting my boyfriend…
  • We have to fix it…
  • Captain America’s side effects…
  • Every time I see an ad for something that uses Bing…
  • Twisted tree
  • How I used to troll
  • Wrong number
  • A True Marine
  • Now this is gonna bug me all day
  • The only true batmobile
  • Women vs men