• Don’t work hard…
  • Trust me kid…
  • Sauron is watching you…
  • Felix is Buzz…
  • He’s more successful than you…
  • Groundhogs pull all the chicks…
  • Life statistics
  • Mental Patients
  • It’s not for everyone…
  • That wasn’t in the brochure!
  • Every House episode summed up…
  • His logic is sound
Comments
  1. love it.

    3:00 am

    This is brilliant and funny.

  2. ~~~

    3:05 am

    Uh, it’s a painting? o_o I don’t believe that painting is featured in the Bible or anything. :P

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/cm/v18/n3/belly-button

  3. confused

    5:03 am

    I don’t get it what’s religion supposed to explain? belly buttons?

  4. got it!

    5:03 am

    Oooooo i get it

  5. love it.

    6:35 am

    It’s what religion doesn’t explain.

  6. duh

    1:35 pm

    It’s not a pictue of adam and eve… it’s a painting that somebody painted at one point in time, and they decided that Adam and Eve needed belly buttons.

  7. EpicFail.

    2:08 pm

    …It doesn’t explain it, because that’s not a picture from the Bible. Nobody knows what Adam and Eve trully look like, so…This joke is kinda invalid. Cool story anyways, bro.

    • Jay29

      4:49 pm

      Nobody knows because there’s no such thing.

  8. Jessica

    3:43 pm

    It is a painting, not a photo. The bible doesn’t say if Adam and Eve did or did not have a belly button.

  9. yup

    4:09 pm

    God could have make man and woman with belly buttons? no?

  10. bored

    5:08 pm

    Look up the book “Did Adam and Eve have Belly Buttons? and other bible questions” Catholic scholars go indepth about all that in it.

  11. Adam and Steve

    2:08 am

    Explain no armpit hair, EVE!!