• My dad came home with a banana…
  • Disney has a great sense of humor…
  • Scientists invented a metal as light as air…
  • From the very bottom of my heart…
  • My favorite day…
  • Burn calories fast…
  • Jury duty is the life…
  • Knowledge is power
  • James Bond on The Kardashians
  • Mug Shot
  • Shower effort
  • So… WTF are you?