• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Who owns that cat?
  • Wittily simple ads…
  • Going to the beach like a sir…
  • The day Arnold Schwarzenegger became a US citizen…
  • No more traffic jams…
  • It’s all in the past now…
  • When I’m asked about my favorite stuff…
  • How to tell someone you love them
  • The New Call of Duty
  • I’m gonna save my resolutions for 2013…
  • Rick Perry’s message condensed