• I’m a true survivor
  • When people can’t spell ‘hypocrites’
  • After the new iPhone release…
  • That’s a good point…
  • Forgetting Names…
  • Don’t ask…
  • Ladies always first…
  • Rebel without a cause
  • Wife being annoying?
  • Hey, make this face
  • Excuse me sir…
  • I’m a ballerina