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  • Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • My mom lied…
  • International Symbol…
  • Not fair, guys
  • Join the fun
  • A baby’s best friend
  • Say it slowly…
  • Just stealing some snow
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Floating hot tub
  • “Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.”