• You have such a nice fur…
  • Here’s to pretty smart girls
  • Well, that explains it…
  • There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • Always in your dreams…
  • Last chance Jesus…
  • Scumbag Talia…
  • Before YOLO…
  • Thirsty boxer
  • Little Bumblebee
  • Meanwhile in planet Earth…
  • Immediately after Bin Laden’s death, the Internets make their usual request