• Email addresses it would be really annoying to give out over the phone
  • When I yawn…
  • I am Batman
  • Hi there, random intoxicated person…
  • Egg Rangers
  • Ferocious baby polar bear
  • Tree Roots
  • Every. Freakin. Day.
  • Boooo!
  • Just Mr. Cosby, like a boss
  • The two most common first world problems
  • Too much hug