• “Television”
  • Fair warning to straight people…
  • Secret playroom: Narnia in your own wardrobe…
  • A guide to onomonopoetic footware…
  • Catnip. Not even once.
  • I’m never really sure…
  • How I feel when I get home late…
  • Hot tea
  • What do you mean…
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • When I wake up from an awesome dream…
  • Sniper girl