• I bought a dog once…
  • Homer being Homer…
  • Lord Of The Rings Protection…
  • Good for you Tyrone, good for you…
  • That’s all I’m asking…
  • College textbook’s little break
  • How people react to my sarcasm
  • Real life is awkward
  • Still wondering
  • I’ve been shot…
  • I must go
  • “The thing is…I told her you were a hamster…”