• Why I know how a piano works…
  • Not everything has an ‘end’…
  • You’re home early…
  • Bach off…
  • Telepathic Wall Powers, activate…
  • When women say ‘do what you want’…
  • I will end you…
  • Baby Malamutes
  • Maybe this will explain it better…
  • Puns. Puns everywhere.
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • Dad!