• Badass hair dryer…
  • You look like Justin Bieber…
  • Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
  • I should have trained…
  • In moments of great anger…
  • Child therapy…
  • Every time I log into Facebook…
  • A pool for every room
  • Obama sitting on the bus where Rosa Parks initiated her quest for civil rights
  • Checkmated
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • Oh Donald…