• The perfect place to look at the stars…
  • The safest people in the world…
  • Always listen to your heart…
  • After I write a long text message…
  • What manner of wizardry is this?
  • Bless you!
  • Seems like an appropriate reaction
  • Excuse me, are you my mommy?
  • Hey class, listen up…
  • Striped toothpaste
  • Fifth grader attending a sexual ed presentation
  • English is Stupid