• So that’s how it’s going to be…
  • Eminem made of M&M’s
  • Problem solved, Professor Xavier…
  • Anti-Joke Chicken’s double shot
  • Awkward silences
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Yeah, sure…
  • The single most badass self-portrait ever taken
  • Now you’re 20% more manly
  • Make it stop!
  • Every night…
  • What do I send?