• They didn’t put a ring on it…
  • I’m not lazy
  • Some people can restore your faith in humanity…
  • What happened to you?
  • WebMD Logic
  • This tree doesn’t care about gravity…
  • Keyboard jeans
  • Screw you and your Panda dreams!
  • Problem, US Law?
  • Hey, who’s the new guy?
  • Why I check my voicemail
  • Bored?