• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Slob vs. all dressed up and fancy…
  • Serious self control…
  • Oh, Apple…
  • You know…
  • Don’t worry, he said…
  • Look mom! Sponge Simpson…
  • Applying for a job in Australia
  • Is that a Justin Bieber song?
  • Screw this, I’m walking…
  • Physics…
  • Sorry…