• Browsing your Internet history…
  • Would you be offended…
  • 3D portraits made out of screws
  • To thine window…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Bats in blankets
  • I hate funerals
  • British Summer
  • True bond
  • I will always read it like this
  • Look at my nails. They’re fabulous!
  • College during winter