• This store is doing it right…
  • Wait, I forgot to move my cat out of the shot…
  • It’s going to be a great story…
  • Got accepted to Harvard…
  • One does not simply… Oh damn…
  • So that’s what it’s for…
  • Less drama…
  • I don’t always pose…
  • If popular movies were about my life
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Sheep horse
  • Proof that paper does beat rock