• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • This poem makes no sense…
  • I love the Internet…
  • Please take a number…
  • I’m not like my brother…
  • Evil mastermind…
  • Modern poetry
  • Screw your rules…
  • One of the hardest things…
  • YouTube on Mozart
  • The best tattoo cover up ever
  • Not cool, ostrich, not cool