• A clock melted in a fire…
  • Nine out of ten forest fires are caused by humans…
  • A painful lesson learned…
  • I’m fluent in 3 languages…
  • Sleepy R2D2
  • Every time I wake up…
  • Underwater kiss
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • Attack kitty!
  • Super Lazy
  • Most effective protest sign ever
  • Finding a Dunkin’ Donuts