• Hashtags on Facebook
  • Mac vs. PC
  • Every time I look at myself in the mirror…
  • Troll Jesus
  • Plumbin’ Ain’t Easy
  • Ping Pong Door
  • Stormtroopers
  • Winning like a lady
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Yeah, he is that badass
  • Sir, blow into this breathalyzer for me
  • “I’m bored. Wanna go do something?” “Sure.”