• I love mommy…
  • You know you live in a rural area when the police vehicles look like this
  • The only way you can be sure…
  • The definition of ‘owned’
  • Put this on…
  • I don’t normally surf…
  • A Lego employee’s business card
  • Egg on a mousetrap
  • What I think of winter
  • That guy better be kidding…
  • Wanna get some fried chicken?
  • He makes a good point…