• Why did I just realize this?
  • Suspicious activity…
  • Holy…
  • Oops, damn autocorrect…
  • Pope Logic
  • Little House on the Prairie
  • My wife is leaving me…
  • AHHH! I’m crazy!
  • Three unread messages
  • The strangest resort review ever
  • Little Bumblebee
  • Do Not Press The Red Button