• Pivot, pivot, pivot!
  • Things I don’t have…
  • Roommates…
  • Bat-laser pointer
  • The derp is strong with this feline…
  • Nothing really mattress…
  • You don’t need steroids to walk on the moon…
  • When I post on Facebook…
  • Sometimes I feel like the walls are moving
  • Can’t fool the metal detector…
  • Is that a Justin Bieber song?
  • Magic Trick